Saturday, November 8, 2008

@$%^ !!!!!!


so here are my more innocent thoughts in watching this football game . . . 

- the abc commentators should really just make out with graham harrell and get it over with.  this love-fest is nauseating.

- also the abc commentators should learn what the word "consecutive" means.  tech did NOT score four consecutive touchdowns in the first half.  we scored.  they scored thrice.  we scored again.  then they scored.  but yeah, that is NOT what consecutive means.  idiots.

-okay.  maybe the commentators just need to learn to count.  but really, they kept saying "four consecutive touchdowns in the first half."

-i can never watch a sporting event (that matters to me) at missy sue's house.  sorry, friend, but the superstitions have now kicked in.  also i can never wear my volcom sweatshirt (that i love) on game day, my holy jeans, or my favorite teva flip flops.

-i remember now why i took last year off from watching football.  i get way way way too emotional about it.  i also swear too much and crave vodka/tequila/beer/tylenol p.m.

-seriously, this football team has been fun to watch this year - the few times the texas airwaves have allowed me the pleasure.  what happened tonight?  

-i never want to go to work on mondays, but this week especially it will be hard.

- dear state of texas: i am done with you.

-dear state of oklahoma: find me a job so i can come back north of the red river.

-does this mean i now have to cheer for sooners when they play tech?  that might make me cry even more than i am right now.

-i am still a very proud GRADUATE x 2 of the STATE'S university.  i am sad right now, but i will be sporting orange on monday because this is the most exciting football season EVER and i love my cowboys and bullet and mike "i'm a man" gundy and joe's and mr. iba and murphy's and morrill hall and the "magical sidewalks" on monroe and highway 51 and t boone, etc.

ORANGE POWER!
GO POKES!

3 comments:

The Kilcoynes said...

I don't think anyone should ever have to support OU...

sarah said...

i know. that was crazy talk last night when i was writing . . . hopefully, i won't get to that point.

mlindenau said...

I don't believe in the sooners....but if it all it took was us losing to tech to get you to wanna move back here, then it was a well worthed sacrifice!!!